Do You Know This Woman?

This woman has been seen around Oberhasli a lot recently. She is often found wearing a running pack, Room to Read hat and... spandex.

She can also be recognized by her running style, which two-time Swiss Olympic runner Daria Nauer once called "excellent technique".

Locals became suspicious of this dubious character when she started referring to herself as "Jen", because she does not even closely resemble the "Jen" (aka "Chubby Justin Beiber") that the townsfolk have come to know. This imposter is considerably thinner, and can often be found sweating whilst running the trails of Oberhasli. The "Jen" the townsfolk know only sweated when taking the stairs, and more often than not would be found sat in front of the television with a can of beer and finishing a pack of cheese, a box of cereal, or both, in one sitting.

If you find this imposter, approach her with caution. Her running abilities have given her a heightened sense of self whilst her considerable thinner build means she can run faster for longer, making her hard to catch. When she is not running, she can often be found tweeting or facebooking to brag about her latest accomplishments.